the-barghinator:

0h-well-castiel:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

okay so i have a story for u
i was on a bus (i live in london fyi) and normally on the second pair of doors there are like two glass windows on either side separating the seats from the space, so i decided to stand in the middle, because u know, i thought i would be safe, BUT OH LORD AND BEYOND I WAS WRONG
like, as soon as i got on i realised this wasnt gonna be a normal fuckin bus journey, because the bus driver was FUCKING MENTAL, his driving was super fast and he was swerving round corners like he gotta get home to watch his favourite tv show or s/t
so when the journey comes to an end, he pulls up to the stop, yet it wasn’t a gentle pull up (because remember, the bus driver was off his tits), it was like satan was taking the whole bus from behind, and remember the part where I said I was standing? yeah me too
so as my life flashed before my eyes i quickly put my hand out to stop myself from slamming into the glass, BUT TO MY SURPRISE THE GLASS WASN’T FUCKING THERE, THE GLASS HAD BETRAYED MY HANDS AND I HEARD SARAH MCLACHLAN SINGING IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL
I FULL ON SMACKED A GUY IN THE FUCKING FACE WHO HAD JUST TURNED AROUND AND STOOD UP TO GET OFF THE BUS BECAUSE THE GLASS WAS NOT THERE
AND AS IF THIS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE, IN MY MIND I COULDN’T JUST SLAP AND LEAVE HIM, SO I DECIDED TO GENTLY STROKE HIS FACE, LIKE who the fuck, im so ashamed of my bus it lasted a good 5 seconds
i then slowly got off the bus and contemplated my life choices
and that was the day glass on a bus betrayed me 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY I’VE EVER READ
fencer-x:

FUCK WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE THIS.

Yuzuru Hanyu (figure skater) 15 years old “Going for the quads”

nonchan1023:

(translated literally so there are many English grammar mistakes)

Requested by anon (Original article)

The hope for men’s figure skating made his debut at this year’s senior competition.  We looked at the true face of the 15-year-old.

Takeuchi: You are very skinny.  Your face is also small.  How tall are you?

Hanyu: About 170cm.  I am still growing a bit.  My shoe size is 25.5cm.  However, my skates are a bit bigger, 27cm.  Since Italian made shoes are narrow.

Takeuchi: Figure skating is a sport to “show”; do you do anything with your hair?

Hanyu: Since I was little, my mom cuts it for me.  I don’t have any preference, so she just cuts it for me.

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alternlsdlm:

crowmafia:

WHY DO PEOPLE REFUSE TO DRAW NIPPLES ON THEIR MEN? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

its not that they refused to draw… Rather,

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